I work in a saloon, pulling shit pints for shit wages.
It's a busy night tonight.
And the bar is full of all the girls I've ever shagged,
or tampered with, or kissed, or even just fancied.
A pub full of conquests, knockbacks.


Gordon Ball, Ginsberg, Whalen and Burroughs, Boulder, 1976

* Malkmus, Lacrosse player.

* Celebrity Letterhead

* "The ideal reader of my novels is a lapsed Catholic and failed musician, short-sighted, color-blind, auditorily biased, who has read the books that I have read. He should also be about my age.” -- Anthony Burgess